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The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…

Grinch Mitch McConnell…

You’re a mean one…

You really are a heel…

You’re as cuddly as a cactus…

You’re as charming as an eel…

Grinch Mitch McConnell you’re a bad banana…

With the greasy black peel…

You’re a vile one…

You got termites in your smile…

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile…

You’re a foul one…

Friends, you don’t have none…

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

Grinch Mitch McConnell you’re a monster…

You’re heart’s an empty hole…

You’re a goner…

You got garlic in your soul…

You got garlic in your soul

You’ve spoiled everybody with your bad attitude!

Who is this mean fellow?

With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow?

It’s Grinch McConnell!

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas from America, Man!

Who wants to peddle his stingy plan…

Making cuts that are crucial to help Americans stand

Through this long, Covid winter that has shattered our land

He’s kicked the country to the curb with his GOP boot

Snickering loudly… as he stashes the loot

In the pockets… of his Brooks Brothers’ suit

Undermining American Democracy…with his leader and his team

Some say a dictator… and his Fascist regime.

They call themselves “Republicans” to hide their scheme…

Grinch McConnell knows no shame…

Because he sold his soul to the Devil… when he started this game…

Darkness falls at the mention of his name…

Grinch McConnell…He’s to blame…

He stole Christmas from me…and stole Christmas from you…

Leaving many without homes…and starving, too.

What to do? Oh, what to do?!

How about we vote those Georgia Senators, Blue?!

Let’s throw Grinch McConnell a New Year’s curve…

A Blue controlled Senate will end his serve…

A great win and deserve… to end his verve!

Grinch McConnell knows no shame…

He sold his soul to the Devil…when he started this game…

Darkness falls at the mention of his name…

Grinch McConnell…he’s to blame…

He stole Christmas…

Our lives will never be the same….

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said in a statement that “the bipartisan negotiations involving Senators and Members of the House have made good progress and must be allowed to proceed without Leader McConnell’s obstruction.”

You’re a monster… Grinch McConnell….